Devils Brigade Horseshoe Club

 Horseshoe Star

"Set to the tune of Rock Star"

Clontarf induced hernia

 I’m through with pitchin this time

The club is so full of sin

Its like I work all the time

But money never comes in

The Brigade hasn’t turned out quite the way

I thought it would be

(Tell me what you want?)

 

 I want a new set of pits

And a big barn I can play horseshoes in

And a pop up camper big enough for three plus me

(So what you need?)

 

 

 

I’ll need a big ol club with 500 confederates

And a love for the game from everyone in it

Gonna take over the NHPA in less than a week

(Gonna do it) 

 

 

I want a tournament roster near and far

I want tv coverage and bar brawlin scars

Somewhere between poker and wrestling is fine with me

 (So how you gonna do it)

 

I’m gonna trade this life for the love of the game

I’d even sell my soul and play in the rain

 ’Cause we all just

wanna be horseshoe stars

Riding bicycles

because we don’t have cars

The ringers come easy and

the six comes cheap

We pitch in on Wednesday so we all can eat

And we’ll meet up in the worst of bars

At seven in the morning sportin stars and bars

Every drunk little floozy

Gonna pass out there

Every horseshoe hussie

With a forty foot stare whoa

Hey hey I wanna be a shoestar

Hey hey I wanna be a shoestar

 

 

I wanna be great like Francis without the practice

Have the Devils’ Brigade to keep me out of hassles

Find a couple grubstakers

So I can get the coverage I need

(I’ll take a beer company)

 

I’m gonna dress myself in Confederate fashion

Get a new tattoo that shows off my passion

Gonna get a Brigader babe who

Likes the dates that are free

(So how you gonna do it)

 

I’m gonna trade this life for the love of the game

I’d even sell my soul and play in the rain

 ‘Cause we all just

Wanna be horseshoe stars

Riding bicycles because we don’t have cars

The ringers come easy and the six comes cheap

We pitch in on Wednesday so we all can eat

And we’ll meet up in the worst of bars

At seven in the morning sportin stars and bars

Every drunk little floozy

Gonna pass out there

Every horseshoe hussie

With a forty foot stare

And we’ll, stay out of the baatthhroom

Cause there’s no door on the shitter

Smell of puke fills the room

They’ll make you any drink with

That phony smile

Everybody’s got a court case pending trial

Hey hey I wanna be a shoestar

 

I’m gonna pitch a flip shoe

And offend the legends

Gonna love the troops til the last war has ended

Get all the Brigaders to sing this song

Lip sync it in the shower, so they don’t get it wrong

 

 

Well we all just

Wanna be horseshoe stars

Riding bicycles cuz they won’t let us have cars

The ringers come easy and the six comes cheap

We’re all getting better but we still get beat

And we’ll meet up in the worst of bars

At seven in the morning sportin stars and bars

Every drunk little floozy

Gonna pass out there

Every horseshoe hussie

With a forty foot stare

And we‘ll, stay out of the baatthhroom

Cause there’s no door on the shitter

Smell of puke fills the room

They’ll make you any drink with

That phony smile

Everybody’s got a court case pending trial

Hey hey I wanna be a shoestar

Hey hey I wanna be a shoestar

 

“Clontarf”

 

 

 

Horseshoe Heroes

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade Getting louder and louder

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade     

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

 

Listen up yall, there’s a new crew in town    

We don’t like to golf , and our wages are down   

We like drinkin whiskey and shootin jagermeister  

You think your life is good, but ours is much nicer 

 

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade  

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

 

Pitchin lots of ringers and helping the needy 

Theirs way more to life than getting too greedy  

We have a different flag that we fly very proudly  

So love it leave it and shout it quite loudly  

 

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade 

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade    

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

 

From the Picture Rocks all the way to St. Louis   

We’re gonna make it work gonna get down to it  

We are the horseshoe heroes and we’re proud to say

God bless the troops,  Now get out there and play

 

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade Getting softer and softer

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade    

Devils Brigade, the Devils Brigade

 

“Clontarf”

 

 

 

 

 

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